I don’t want to put out there that Homeland’s opening titles aren’t perfect, but I humbly put forth that I might have improved on them. Sung to the Tune of “Where Everybody Knows Your Name” The Gary Portnoy song that opened Cheers:
Bomb making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got.
Dropping some weight to fit in your vest, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn’t you like to get to heaven?
Sometimes you want to blow
up everybody that comes near.
Think how glad you’ll make Abu Nazir.
You wanna be where you can see,
the rubble and the flames.
You wanna be where nobody knows
You wanna go where people know,
America’s drone war is a shame,
You wanna go where nobody knows