Let’s Make Mitt Romney Fun
Mitt Romney has lashed out at Obama for his appearance on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon. He’s upset that our President appeared charismatic and humorous. Mr. Romney has a habit of attacking, but not following up with a substantive plan, and the same is true about this very manufactured controversy.
However I believe Mitt deserves equal time to show you what he’s made of. So here are a few TV ideas that would be appropriate for Mitt to participate in.
Romney Dough Jams The News. Or whatever else he wants to while taking in 10 million dollar anonymous donations.
* Fringe: Agents from the Fringe Division deal with the appearance of a Mitt Romney from an alternate universe. He looks like our Mitt, but he tries to inflict affordable government health care on the unsuspecting citizens of Massachusetts. Our Romney succeeds in deleting this almost human Bizzaro from existence.
* Mitt sits in the booth during Sunday Night Baseball from Fenway Park. He buys the Red Sox, and fires Bobby Valentine. This is probably the cheapest & easiest way for Mitt to appear fun.
* Mitt appears on The Weather Channel to announce which way he’s blowing that day.
* Mitt breaks down the most cost effective and aerodynamic breeds at The Westminster Dog Show.
* Stanley Cup Layoffs. I haven’t figured out what this is, but it sounds like something Mitt will like.
* On Ax Men Mitt can chop trees that are not the right height.
* Mitt hangs out on Wheel Of Fortune. Vowels cost 20,000 dollars and you can only play by borrowing money from your parents.
* Person Of Interest: …never mind.




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